|Here I ham habing a lay down and being berry good.|
Sunday, 22 March 2015
The Bell Inn, Ferry Road, Walberswick, Suffolk, IP18 6TN
HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5: **** For stars for this eatings place becoz me snoozes woz a little hinconvenient becoz I did not hab a hed cushon and did hab to use the hard.
Treet on arrival: Sumtimes we hab had treets
Waters bowl putted out: Yes, plenties of water bowls wot ham qwite good becoz Thai drinks nearly a hole bowl on hims own self.
Enuff space for me layings down: I did manidge to do layings down but did be qwite tite for meself on haccount obs the little room wot Mummy and Meester Porl did choose woz qwite smorl.
Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under: Yes, hims had a sooper snooze.
Carpits or hard? Thems woz berry old hard floors. Mummy sed thems lubbly but hers neva had to do snoozing on one! Berry wonkies!
Amount ob leff-dovers: Did get too chips. Woz only going to be one but Thai didn’t eat hims own chip. We did only gets the chips on haccount obs our berry berry sad eyeborls.
If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass: Duz habs a garden wot ham qwite sooper in summer.
HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5: **** Mummy and Meester Porl sez for stars too.
Duz them habs Apsalls: Yes
Duz them habs reel ayl: Yes, I beleebs them did.
Sooperness obs menu: Woz berry sooper. Mummy et pie wot hers sed did nearly habs a hole cow in it – wot it didn’t – hers a bit fick sumtimes.
Stickiness obs taybles: I duz not finks it woz stickies.
Any uvva comments: The hoomans sez the pub hams sooper lubbly and berry old wibs berry old wonkiness and lubbly fire fings. Duz also habs a restrant bit wot we hab snoozed in before wot woznt as old and wonky as wot the bar bit woz. Lubbly walkes round Wobbleswick and can eben go ova the river to see Soufwold.
Thursday, 5 March 2015
The Sun Inn, High Street, Dedham, Essex, CO7 6DF
HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5: ***** We did lub this pub – me berry best favrit
Treet on arrival: We did not get any treets sept wot I steeled out ob Meester Porl’s bag.
Waters bowl putted out: Woz sum hinside and cood hab you’s own if you did ask.
Enuff space for me layings down: Yes, qwite a lots and sofas if you manidge to be berry sneekies wibout Mummy noticing but you did still get telled to get off!
Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under: Not ins the room wib the fire fing but lots of floor rooms.
Carpits or hard? Woz hard but did hab rugs in the lownge sootible for snoozing.
Amount ob leff-dovers: Nun. But I did manidge to steel a bit ob bred.
If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass: Did habs a garden wot woz made of hard. Mite habs had grass. Praps we needs to goes back.
HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5: ***** Hoomans did lub this pub too – ham Mummy’s favrit.
Duz them habs Apsalls: Yups
Duz them habs reel ayl: Yups
Sooperness obs menu: Berry taysties lookings menu. Lubbly hingreedients (‘parantlies!) Sooper bred.
Stickiness obs taybles: Wozn’t stickies at all til I putted me noze on it and til me tung acsidently felled on it. .
Any uvva comments: Habs a lubbly lownge wibs sofas and a fire fing. Berry cozy. Did brings fresh breds before foods wibs oils and dippings fings (wot I did steel a little bit ob on accident – did forget to shares it wib Thai tho). Berry lubbly walkies all around. Sooper for sniffings. And wabbits. Meself and Thai lubs wabbits. And mowls. Thai lubs mowls.