Moat Farm Caravan Park, Low Road, Breckles, Nr Attleborough, Norfolk, NR17 1EP

http://www.moatfarm-cp.co.uk/

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                              ****

Did it habs grasses for rollings and eatings?     Lubbly cleen rollings grasses. Sooper.

Did it hab wabbits for meselfs watching?          Probly but I didn’t see’s a single one.

Did it hab mowls for Thai’s sniffings?                 Shakes hed. Nopes. No mowls.

Trees for wees hup?                                               Sum lubbly wees trees.

Did it has horsey poos neer it for eatings?        There woz on the roads. Sooper. Neerly maked hup for no wabbits.

Woz walkies away from bizzy roads?                  *nods* Sooper country road walkies.

Did we get to do washings hup or woz there fasilities?    We didn’t get to do any washings hup becoz the hoomans dunned it all.

                                                                                                

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:                             *****

Date visited:                                                            April 2015

Woz the facilities ‘geenic?                                   Berry cleen, ‘parenty.

Did thems hab showers?                                      Yes thems did hab showering fings. Meself, I didn’t use thems.

Did them habs ‘lektric?                                         Yes thems did habs ‘lektric.

Did Joodiff hab frends?                                         Joodiff did only hab one frend to talk to.

Woz it seclooded:                                                   Berry. Millyons ob lubbly fields for lookings at.

Woz it neers to a pub?                                          We duznt finks so but we didn’t goes ‘ticularly far from Joodiff (wot ham ours wheely home)

(If yes, did we reviews it...)                           

Any uvva comments: Woz beyootifuls and cleen and lubbly and friendly. Meself and Thai did get fusses from the hoo-man and we did habs snoozes wibs Mummy and Meester Porl hunder the tree wot woz qwite sooper. 

Little Lodge Farm, Santon Downham, Brandon, Suffolk, IP27 0TX

http://www.forestlodgeholidays.co.uk

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                              *****

Did it habs grasses for rollings and eatings?     Lubbly smelly grasses wib horsey poos.

Did it hab wabbits for meselfs watching?          *nods* Millyons ob wabbits. I lub wabbits. Did also habs Meester and Meesis Duck.

Did it hab mowls for Thai’s sniffings?                 *nods* Did hab mowls too. And sqwirrels. Thai duz not lub sqwirrels. One maked him run into a tree once. Sillies Thai.

Trees for wees hup?                                              Millyons ob trees. Hinfact a hole forest.

Did it has horsey poos neer it for eatings?       Millyons of horsey poos. And horseys.

Woz walkies away from bizzy roads?                 All froo the hole forest.

Did we get to do washings hup or woz there fasilities?    We did get to be helpy wibs the pre wash.

                                                                                                

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:                            *****

Date visited:                                                             April 2015

Woz the facilities ‘geenic?                                    Thems didn’t habs toylets but Joodiff duz so woznt a problem. I did just hab me poos on walkies like wot I wood normly.           

Did thems hab showers?                                       *shakes hed* Mummy and Meester Porl woz stinkies.  Meself and Thai did washings wib ours tungs so we woz still ‘geenic.

Did them habs ‘lektric?                                          No ‘lektric but we did using candles wot woz qwite lubbly.

Did Joodiff hab frends?                                          Joodiff did not habs any frends.

Woz it seclooded:                                                   Berry berry berry. We woz neer a streem and trees.

Woz it neers to a pub?                                           Nopes. Only neer sqwirrels and wabbits and horsis and Meester and Meesis Duck’s home.

(If yes, did we reviews it...)                           

Any uvva comments: We did lubs it here lots. Millyons ob sniffings. Lubbly walkies and berry berry pees-full. We woz the only ones there (sept for the horsis and Meester and Meesis Duck). Will defnatlies goes back. 

Fen Farm Caravan Site, Moore Lane, East Mersea, Colchester, Essex, CO5 8FE

http://www.fenfarm.co.uk/

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                              **

Did it habs grasses for rollings and eatings?     Did habs grasses

Did it hab wabbits for meselfs watching?         No wabbits

Did it hab mowls for Thai’s sniffings?                No mowls

Trees for wees hup?                                              Did hab sum trees for wees hup and a bin for meselfs and Thai’s poos

Did it has horsey poos neer it for eatings?       No horsey poos

Woz walkies away from bizzy roads?                Did hab lubbly beechy walkies and feeld walkies

Did we get to do washings hup or woz there fasilities?    Did not hab to be helpy wib washings hup

                                                                                                

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:                           ***

Date visited:                                                           April 2015

Woz the facilities ‘geenic?                                  Berry ‘geenic  and did eben play moosic wen you did you’s toylets. Moosic to do poos by. Sooper!

Did thems hab showers?                                    Thems did and you did habs moosic to be geenics to too.  

Did them habs ‘lektric?                                       Yes, plenties ob ‘lektric wot woz sooper becoz woz ours ferst adventure in Joodiff.

Did Joodiff hab frends?                                      Joodiff did habs millyons ob frends.

Woz it seclooded:                                                Not reallies.

Woz it neers to a pub?                                       Woz neer the Dog and Fezant but woznt dog frendlies sept ins the garden but even wen I woz in the garden a man hinside the pub did still whinge about ourselfs ‘not more ruddy dogs’ or sumfing likes that.

(If yes, did we reviews it...)                                Dog and Fezant

Any uvva comments: Did habs awards for it’s fasilities and toylets and showering fings. Woz berry plezant and cleen and a sooper ferst stop for getting to no’s Joodiff. Wood goes back agen if we woz going to Mersea but woznt outs favrit. Probly qwite bizzy in summers. 

Cross Keys Inn, Crabbe St. Aldeburgh, Stowmarket, Suffolk, IP15 5BN

Cross Keys Inn, Crabbe St. Aldeburgh, Stowmarket, Suffolk, IP15 5BN              

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                        ***

Treet on arrival:                                                 No treets

Waters bowl putted out:                                   I don’t finks thems did

Enuff space for me layings down:                  Plenties of spaces and I did snooze                                                                                facings the kitchen.

Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under: Yes, hims did snooze under it.

Carpits or hard?                                                There woz sum hard and sum carpit.

Amount ob leff-dovers:                                     I don’t fink I did get a chip.

If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass:             Duz habs benchis facing the see                 side.

                                                                                                

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:                    ***

Duz them habs Apsalls:                                Yes

Duz them habs reel ayl:                                Yes

Sooperness obs menu:                                Woz qwite lubbly ‘parently.

Stickiness obs taybles:                                Woz a bit stickies and a bit wobblies so woz even more stickes wen Mummy did spill thems drinks a bit.

                                                                                              

Any uvva comments:     Sooper walkies froo Aldeburgh wot habs lots of dog frendly shops too. Aldeburgh habs faymiss fishies and chippies if you’s legs can manidge cue-ing for a millyons hours. Wot Thai’s coodn’t. 

The Waterside, 5-6 Beach Terrace, Hunstanton, Norfolk, PE36 5BQ

The Waterside, 5-6 Beach Terrace, Hunstanton, Norfolk, PE36 5BQ

www.watersidebarhunstanton.co.uk

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:            ***

Treet on arrival:                                    No treets   

Waters bowl putted out:                      Thems had waters bowls neer the             door.

Enuff space for me layings down:      Plenties of spaces. I did layings neer  the raydiaytor.

Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under: Yup, hims snoozed under the peeyanow.

Carpits or hard?                                    Floor woz maked of carpits.

Amount ob leff-dovers:                         I did get sum salads and sum chippies. Thai mite hab had sum garlic bred but I hab forgotted in me hed.

If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass:  Didn’t habs a garden wot I remembers.

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:           **

Duz them habs Apsalls:                       Mummy drinked wines so I don’t fink so.

Duz them habs reel ayl:                        Meester Porl drinked wines so I don’t fink so.

Sooperness obs menu:                        Mummy sed woz adeqwat for hungries tummies.

Stickiness obs taybles:                        Praps a little bit stickies.

Any uvva comments:                           Woz like trying to do snoozing in Santas Grotto (partlies becoz we did goes at neerly Crissmiss and partlies becoz thems did hab neerly a millyon decorayshons hup)! Coodn’t snooze proply on haccount ob hexpecting Santa Claws to happear at any moment. Thai didn’t seem to habs this trubble. 

The Kings Head, 16 Bridge St, Loddon, Norwich, Norfolk NR14 6EZ

The Kings Head, 16 Bridge St, Loddon, Norwich, Norfolk NR14 6EZ

                       

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:               ***** Meself and Thai did lubs this pub and did makes frends wibs the dog wot libs in the pub.

Treet on arrival:                                        We did not gets treets but the sheff did fuss ourselfs. We did sniff himself. Him sniffed berry sheffy. Sooper!

Waters bowl putted out:                           Didn’t see’d any but stoopid hoomans forgetted to do asking agen.

Enuff space for me layings down:          Plenties rite in frunt obs the fire fing.

Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under:       Yes but hims woz snoozings in frunt ob the fire fing. More sensibiles.

Carpits or hard?                                         Woz carpits.

Amount ob leff-dovers:                             One chip.

If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass:     I finked it did habs a yard garden.

                                                                                                

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:              **** Thems did lub it here. Berry friendlies. 

Duz them habs Apsalls:                            No Aspalls

Duz them habs reel ayl:                            Yes thems did

Sooperness obs menu:                            Woz proper pubs foods, but berry well maked ‘parently.

Stickiness obs taybles:                            Wozn’t stickies.

                                                                                              

Any uvva comments:     Lubbly walkies neer the river. Frendlies peeples. Lubbly fire fing. Mummy and Meester Porl did sez the chippies woz sum ob the bestest. I did hab a chippy but did forget to tayst it. Woz uvva dogs there wot I did try to play wib but Mummy sed you shoodn't do playings in pubs wen uvva peeples is eatings. 

Ivy House Country Hotel, Ivy Lane, Oulton Broad, Lowestoft, Suffolk, NR33 8HY

Ivy House Country Hotel, Ivy Lane, Oulton Broad, Lowestoft, Suffolk, NR33 8HY                     

http://www.ivyhousecountryhotel.co.uk/

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:               We duz gib this a for star ****

Treet on arrival:                                        No treets but we did get a millon fusses – Thai did get more fusses than meself but Mummy telled meself just to be’s grayshus and berry berry good.

Waters bowl putted out:                          Sooper hooge water bowl wot Thai did drink nearly all of so thems did brings us a top hup. Sooper.

Enuff space for me layings down:          Sooper layings down room.

Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under:   Thai did habs a little snooze under the table.

Carpits or hard?                                        Woz hard.

Amount ob leff-dovers:                            The hoomans did only hab sammiches but we did not eben get a single crum. Rood.

If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass:    Did habs sooper sooper hooge garden wot did hab a million sniffs. Probably did hab wabbits too.

                                                                                            

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:               Mummy and Meester Porl did sez *****. Thems sed berry pritty and lubby foods (eben if thems did just hab sammiches) and coffees.

Duz them habs Apsalls:                           Probly although Mummy and Meester Porl did just hab coffees.

Duz them habs reel ayl:                           Probly but same as abuv.

Sooperness obs menu:                           Not hooge but did sound sooper and not sooper spensive. Thems did lub thems sammiches.

Stickiness obs taybles:                           Not stickies.

                                                                                          

Any uvva comments:                              Did hab sooper walkies on Carlton Marshes wen we did finds the eatings place. Millyons ob sniffs. Millyons ob walkies.