Monday, 18 May 2015
Rushbanks Farm Caravan and Camping Site, Bures Road, Wissington, Suffolk, CO6 4NA
HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5: *****
Did it habs grasses for rollings and eatings? Lots ob berry lubbly grasses for rollings and eatings.
Did it hab wabbits for meselfs watching? No wabbits but there woz ducks and ducklinks and I did do watchings them a little bit.
Did it hab mowls for Thai’s sniffings? Thai finked him founded a mowl but I finks him woz seeings fings. Too many fresh airs gonned to hims brayn.
Trees for wees hup? Sum lubbly shrubberies for wees and sniffings.
Did it has horsey poos neer it for eatings? No horsey poos but woz sum bugs to try to do catching wib you’s teefs.
Woz walkies away from bizzy roads? Woz lubbly walkies on country roads.
Did we get to do washings hup or woz there fasilities? There woz sum washings hup fasilities but meself and Thai did get to do helpings wib brekfst washings hup anyways. ‘Parently dinners woz maked of bottom ‘sploding fings.
Date visited: May 2015
Woz the facilities ‘geenic? Thems woz ‘geenic enuff for wees and poos – ham a tradishonal campysite.
Did thems hab showers? No showers but berry filfy peeples cood habs a jump ins the river like wot labradoors do to get cleen.
Did them habs ‘lektric? No ‘lektric but Mummy did get hers candles out and it woz qwite romantikal altho I did only hav Thai to snuggle wib and hims not me gerlfrend, hims me bruvva.
Did Joodiff hab frends? There woz a cupple of frends for Joodiff but not too many.
Woz it seclooded: Berry berry seclooded and green and neer the river.
Woz it neers to a pub? Wood hab be’d if you habbed a bowt but Joodiff duznt flowt so Mummy and Meester Porl did habs fizzy wines hinsted from Joodiff.
Any uvva comments: We did habs a lubbly lubbly hadventure here. Woz ebryones favrit and we ham hopefullies goings back in Orgust. We woz rite by the river and did sunbavings and watchings ducklinks and I did sum wee’s on Thai’s hed. Did hab rowp swings hinto the river too wot did look sooper.