The Trowel and Hammer, 49 Pakefield Street, Lowestoft, Suffolk, NR33 0JS

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:               ****

Treet on arrival:                                       No treets

Waters bowl putted out:                       Did hab water bowls hinside

Enuff space for me layings down:        There woz hindeed

Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under:                We didn’t do eatings hindoors but Thai did snoozings under the tayble outside

Carpits or hard?                                       *scratches hed* I can’t ‘member meself. I finks a mixture.

Amount ob leff-dovers:                         Meself and Thai did get a cupple ob chippies from Mummy and sum veggibles from Meester Porl. Sept Thai ham not a veggiblist and hims did  spits them out so I et thems too.

If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass:          Did habs a garden wib grasses.

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:        ***

Duz them habs Aspalls?                    Thems did.

Duz thems habs reel ayl?                  Thems did.

Sooperness obs menu:                      Woz pubs foods wot filled themselfs hup before holibobs hadventure.

Stickiness obs tables:                        Outsides woz okies.

Any uvva comments:                        Ham dog frendlies hinside and out. Thems garden duz goes rite onto the cliffs wot leeds to the beech for walkies.